I make it no secret that I find carousels to be hellishly creepy. So I put my kid on this ride to toughen him up a bit. I think it’s good to introduce young children to the dark arts as soon as they can understand what the words “horror” and “bad mommy” truly mean in context.
For some odd reason, this ride did not terrify my child, though. I was thoroughly spooked, but he was happy as a clam. Instead, his blood ran cold on a teacup ride. I guess spinning around a giant teapot frozen in mid-attack is unsettling to a kid. Go figure!
And, for your viewing pleasure…here’s some uncanny valley for you: