Scary El Paso: Oh, please don’t stop

I draw the line at the following:

1.  Back half of a stuffed lion. (Lion ass? Lionize?)

Lion butt in Dave’s Pawn Shop.

2. Jeggings SKIRTS. No.

2. More icky dolls, next to Jesus on the Cross this time? oooh.

If you look closely, you will find Jesus on the cross. Why he’s chilling with murder babydolls is a good question.

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The only okay thing:  I have learned that my belly dance costume actually belongs over my El Paso Jeggings. Hmm. Live/learn. Pants are required. Look, I am not born with this  [Oh, i’m not gonna delete the blog post of me in the costume. oooh. We should learn from my mistakes. Please don’t spend the time in this disaster of a blog to find those pics. They suck! I cut my arms off in most of them.

Man, I sure do enjoy talking about myself! Suh-weet-ness that blogs exist.

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