My beloved was none to happy to see this creature creeping across the screen. Up close, it was particularly hideous. There is but one word to describe its movements: eeew. Do spiders lick air? Because it appeared to be licking air ominously.
My apologies if you find fur-covered arachnids beautiful. In my defense, I’m just insulting his/her looks. It’s not like I went out there and hassled it or squished it.