Sh*t that Scares Ann (Parte Duex)

Look, I hang out in graveyards on a regular basis, so it’s not like I am some damned wimp about things. I think I have every reason to be terrified of the following:

1. Plastic baby dolls that will almost certainly bite your face off if you get too close
2. Pawn shops that sell real human remains ($695 for those skulls. What a deal!)
3. Mannequins staring creepishly out the display window, as if to say, “Should I ever be released from this cage, you will be the first one I kill.”
4. Dismembered ventriloquist dummies

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