The El Paso Railway Exchange Building is No More.

I was filling my time before a mediation by meandering the streets of downtown El Paso. I usually stay at the Camino Real, so imagine my shock to see that the building across from it was gone!

Mind you me, this is a building that I suspected of having a half-ton of pigeon dung in it. So I am not exactly sad about the development. Just surprised. I was able to see into the second story of the building next to it with my telephoto lens. From the street level, I could not tell what exactly was in those rooms. As it would turn out, the rooms had doors. yes. doors.

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It’s the end times!!!

This jackass of a bug would not get off my front porch, even when confronted with my paparazzi-like photography. He was so arrogant!

“Huh huhuhuh. I’m a sign of the apocalypse.”

“Um, okay. I didn’t think the apocalypse would start with a leafcutter-looking moron. If you say so. Just stay still.” Flash, flash, snap!

“No! Stupid human. I’m a locust and we’re gonna eat yer crops.”

I was puzzled. “For a locust, you sure have a thick central Texas accent. You sure you aren’t some grasshopper trying to get in the Winger Bug gang? I’ve seen your tell-tale chewings near the bus stop.”

“Nah! I’m gonna git all Biblical on yer…I mean ye’s crops in ye’s yard.” He started strutting about in a ‘threatening’ fashion.

I shooed him off, as I had gotten what I wanted. Sheesh. What a silly bug! Didn’t move in the light and let me shoot him up close for about a minute. Gene pool + my foot = gone! Lucky I wasn’t in the squashing mood.

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Italian Cypress Trees: Proceed with Caution

I’ve had issues with Italian cypress trees ever since I went to Balmorreah State Park in west Texas about 5 years ago. The park had these giant, scary trees looming over the pond. End of story, I can’t handle the sight of them.

Anyhow! I see neighbors plant them waaaay too close to their homes. I live in a 10 year old (more or less) neighborhood. I don’t think these folks have a clue how damn big the trees get. Now, the pictures I took are in El Paso, which has significantly less rain than Austin. I’m scared about what the future holds. What if the trees fluff out early? eeep!

I guess… The house is on a the side of a mountain side, so I will allow it. I don’t know if anyone is even in this house. One of the windows has been busted out for a while, and my telephoto lens captured a ladder—that never seems to move.

Aw. Look at the baby cypress. Aren’t they cute?

Possible violation for El Paso Electric. No further comment.

Gosh. Is this tree too big for the space?

Om nom nom! (Tree monster eating your house.)

Nothing says “Come on in, y’all” like two imposing, sharp-needled trees.

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The evil roadrunner is back.

This bugger has been haunting my yard for a month. Beady, beady eyes!

It has been feasting on an ant-infested log, so I can’t be too mean to it.

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Tom’s (Lunch in El Paso)

I stumbled upon Tom’s as I was making my way back to Mesa Street from Rim Road. It’s at 204 Boston Avenue in the part of town where all the streets are city names (Cincinnati, Baltimore, etc.). Near UTEP. If you are traveling to El Paso from another city, this place is easy to get to from downtown. Options for dining are limited down there, so it’s always a good idea to head up Mesa to see what you can find.

I enjoyed the atmosphere–very cozy and down-to-earth. I like little nooks in general, so this place works for me. I live in Austin, so I am used to cramped dining spaces in older homes which have been converted into restaurant spaces. I read some reviews online from El Paso which complained about that aspect. To each their own, you know? I guess we all have different expectations.

I was parched by the time I got there, as I had spent the morning shopping on El Paso Street and then shooting on Rim Road.

I ordered the grilled peach salad with salmon. The salad was perfectly dressed, and the goat cheese was evenly distributed. The only issue I had was that the peach wasn’t quite ripe enough to suit the salad. A little hard, in fact. Of course, you run into other issues with a ripe peach. A ripe peach doesn’t look as pretty grilled and tends to get floppy/slimy. But it tastes better.

Price: It was $20 for my salad and iced tea. That’s a little high for lunch, in my estimation. I was treating myself today, though.

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Claudette learns to walk!

There I was in the yard carrying a couple new peach trees in for planting. I turn around and see Claudette romping through the roses. Oh joy!

I think she snuck out the back door when I wasn’t looking. She isn’t tall enough to reach the door knob, you see. Plus, if she were able to open the door on her own, I suspect she would have already escaped.

The poor dear. She better move faster if she thinks she can make it to freedom.

I meant to get her an outfit today, but I forgot. I’ll have to get on that tomorrow.

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Vortex problems in my hotel room last night.

I expect a certain level of cleanliness from a hotel room. But, I certainly don’t require a germ vortex into which I am sucked. This was worse than the maid knocking on the door too early. Because it was a vortex, and few phenomena compare to it. At least it wasn’t lightning!

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Treacherous trail in the yard…for squirrels and lizards.

The uber-evil roadrunner was back today. He didn’t even care I was in the yard. Well, I wouldn’t say that exactly. He fluffed up his silly head feathers to ‘intimidate me.’ Whatever. I was really too busy digging holes to deal with his murderous plans this afternoon.

It got too sunny to continue digging holes, so I went inside to drink wine on an empty stomach. Whilst enjoying the internet, my husband and his friends point out a big nasty hawk on the fence. Right where that freaky roadrunner likes to perch. A squirrel had a massive panic attack. He ducked into a large clay pot I have turned on its side (’cause I’m lazy). When Big Bird flew away, the stupid squirrel did a wiggle dance in the yard before dashing off to a tree. It was like Tim Tebow was in my yard.

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Now introducing….Claudette!

I was calling my latest craigslist acquisition Icky Baby Doll all day at work, but I have gotten used to her now. Claudette and I are going to have some great adventures. She’ll be coming with me on business trips from here on out.

Because I am big on attachment parenting.

Now, I have no idea where my real kid is. I left him with his father this morning, who I guess handed him over to his grandparents. But, I know where Claudette is. She right next to me.

I’m over my fear of scary doll heads now. Terror Management. I’ll clean Claudette up, get her a new wiglet, and a nice outfit.

Here’s the crazy part. The sellers offered $15. I paid them $20 for the joy of rescuing Claudette.

[You think your house is a mess? I ripped out the carpet a couple of months ago when I was having a momentary break from reality. Didn't finish the job--padding still laying there, no choice on new flooring other than cement. And yeah, that's a gravestone on my hearth. Long story, not worth discussing.]

 

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Cuties in the yard this evening.

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